Tag Archives: David Ryan

Two ruffians have accosted me while out riding; I have no idea where my poor horse will have gone, but they’ve brought me back to their seedy lair, whereupon one …

Our uncles are insanely strict and old fashioned. They don’t understand that we HAVE to take so many selfies – it’s our job to promote ourselves. But they don’t pay …

The deputy headmistress (Zoe Page) is taking me to task over using the cane to liberally on our students. But I won’t accept her rebuke – she lied on her …

It’s like being trapped inside a nightmare; I’ve been convicted of shoplifting, of all things, when I’m a respectable flight attendant! And I’ve been sentenced to an unthinkable punishment, a …

I’m dressed in my jodhpurs and olive-green riding sweater, pulling on my socks and riding boots and anticipating a wonderful morning in the countryside with my horse. But just as …

I’m just home from work; three long haul flights in a row. I’m looking forward to falling into bed. But I discover that my door is standing open. Did I …

Amelia Jane Rutherford and Molly Malone enjoy nothing better than pleasing their kindly Uncle David who saved them from a life of crime years ago in what he described as …

Zoe and Sarah are on holiday in a Spanish Vila enjoying the sun sangria and and generally frolicking about. Girls just want to have fun and these two certainly know …

Kiki and I skive off college and book into a hotel in Vegas, the only thing is we’ve no money. Still who needs money when you’ve got our looks! We …

This is just me having fun playing Kinky Jenga with two friends. You guessed it, there are forfeits hidden on the blocks, so if you successfully pull one of these …