It’s so lovely that you’ve come to visit the shoe shop to buy a present for your girlfriend. What a thoughtful idea! What kind of shoes does she like? Ohh …
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It’s so lovely that you’ve come to visit the shoe shop to buy a present for your girlfriend. What a thoughtful idea! What kind of shoes does she like? Ohh …
Read More »A music video in which I turn up to a country house hotel where you’ll soon join me. I unpack and undress, then get into the bath. I can’t help …
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Read More »How dare they? FRAUD? For simply not reporting my TINY LITTLE extra income from renting out forest lodges? And now I’ve been taken to the Fraud Squad’s HQ, and secured …
Read More »Full disclosure, I’d just been shooting a scene with an anal dildo, and I felt like having an extra orgasm with my vibrator. So I kept the anal dildo inside …
Read More »I can’t believe my boss has made me go to a client’s party to persuade him to sign this contract. I know it’s massive and everything, but Mr Samstep-son gives …
Read More »You KNOW you want to worship me, don’t you? You want to polish my high heels with your tongue, and then run it up my gorgeous latex clad legs. Don’t …
Read More »Darling it’s wonderful that you’re home from university and that you’ve come to visit me. I do hope that you’re having a wonderful time with lots of lovely friends. Oooh …
Read More »Dressed in my bikini, high heels and sunhat, I’m musing over whether it’s enough of a show-stopping outfit to wear at my forthcoming pool party. I look hot, obviously, but …
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