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I love my job as a secretary at British Intelligence, and have only come to the party with Agent 009 because Female Agent 008 is sick and 009 desperately needs …

Welcome gentlemen! I’ve brought you here today to discuss how we can RAISE OUR GAME across our branches in the south east! How can we bring the ELEMENT OF SURPRISE …

I’m your nanny, so up to this point in your life, I’ve been in charge. But you were born into a family with aristocratic roots right back to Roman times, …

You’ve come to see me for treatment for your erectile dysfunction, and I just KNOW that I can help you. I mean, how do you know it’s *really* a problem …

I’m a busy executive, working away from home in a series of hotel rooms, but there’s just one thing; I simply CANNOT pee unless someone’s watching me. It just feels …

I’m just giving you a final check up before you’re discharged from hospital, and to be really thorough, I decide it’s important to check your reproductive equipment. Just to be …

A thirty minute standing corner time challenge, holding a quarter coin against the wall with my nose while I keep my hands on my head. At the end of the …

We come into the expensive lingerie shop, with me wearing a tiny minidress which reveals the fact that I’m clearly not wearing any underwear at all. My master has made …

We’re about to go live, and I’m having words with my producer. I’m a serious TV presenter! If the costume department keep putting me in these short, tight skirts, people …

Why have you come to visit me at home? Do you have a problem with your homework that can’t wait til tomorrow, or something? You saw a poster in town …