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It’s just a normal day for me, arresting criminals, until one of them damn well recognises me from years ago! I’m so embarrassed; I have a bit of a wild …

Darling, I’m dressed for my yoga class (in tiny thong, tight t-shirt, leg warmers and high heels of course) but it’d be so much more fun if YOU watched me …

You know how much I lust after seeing your big thick penis, and large heavy testicles! But in order to see them, I know I need to give you something, …

Are you coming to mine, or am I coming to yours? What’s that? You want us to meet in the park? Well I won’t be able to wear my incredibly …

I love my job as a secretary at British Intelligence, and have only come to the party with Agent 009 because Female Agent 008 is sick and 009 desperately needs …

Welcome gentlemen! I’ve brought you here today to discuss how we can RAISE OUR GAME across our branches in the south east! How can we bring the ELEMENT OF SURPRISE …

I’m your nanny, so up to this point in your life, I’ve been in charge. But you were born into a family with aristocratic roots right back to Roman times, …

You’ve come to see me for treatment for your erectile dysfunction, and I just KNOW that I can help you. I mean, how do you know it’s *really* a problem …

I’m a busy executive, working away from home in a series of hotel rooms, but there’s just one thing; I simply CANNOT pee unless someone’s watching me. It just feels …

I’m just giving you a final check up before you’re discharged from hospital, and to be really thorough, I decide it’s important to check your reproductive equipment. Just to be …