I’m furious with you, my alpha slave! You’ve been watching porn (forbidden) and demanding sexual favours from my female slaves! Totally unacceptable! The only possible response is to demote you …

I’m so lucky to have found a gentleman who’s happy to help me investigate my interest in, umm, corporal punishment. I’m confident that I know what I want, so ask …

How exciting it is to be a member of such a selective private club! And I wonder what the management wants to see me for, I expect it’s something wonderful, …

I’ve apparently breached the (stupid, outdated) planning laws with my new extension, and have been summoned to a meeting with the council’s planning enforcement officers. They’re BEASTLY to me right …

Dressed in pink lace lingerie, garter belt and pink seamed stockings, I have no intention of being anything other than EXTREMELY SEXUAL. But when I’m dressed all in pink with …

We’ve had a wonderful afternoon out on the town, and are coming merrily home, full of good cheer. Thank you for house sitting for us! We were wondering…which of us …

Shhhhhhh! You’re not meant to be in my hotel room, what if someone hears us?? LOL, of COURSE I’m not going to show you up my skirt, you’ll see my …

“I’m afraid we can’t possibly allow £250,000 in expenses for developing this nonsense? A remote control to influence people’s behavior couldn’t possibly work, for heaven’s sake!” Neither I nor the …

I’ve got 4 ballgags in ascending sizes, and I’ve never even tried to wear the biggest 2! Fully nude, with silver polish on my toenails and fingernails, I test out …

My mistress, Miss Page, is certain I’ve stolen money from her study, which I would never do! Nevertheless, she insists that if I don’t want her to go to the …